Telecomunication Error

Well its been quiet, most of the lusers have realised calling me results in strange things happening to their machines and have learnt the turn it on and off again method. So I have spent most of my spare time playing EVE just sitting around mining my own business, mining, its a pun.

Couple of calls about emails not working. Deleted there email completely seemed to solve the problem. occasional problems with the Internet, solved it by recalling the users pc for a day to run 'tests'

with all this LUSER Inactivity something was bound to happen.

Luser 192.168.0.177 comes to my desk. Now we have had some switch board issues this morning ill admit but what happened next was complete and utter LUSER mental processing.
"My Phone rings but when I answer all I hear is BEEEEEEEEP, and I can't phone out cause I hear the same BEEEEEP, but other people can pick up my calls"
"Have you checked to see that the cable is in correctly?" I ask as I witness a pirate pop my container of ore and steal the contents. A twitch in my eye is all that is noticible.
"Well yes ofcourse"
I send my ship to dock
"I will come take a look in a second"
I add telecommunications Repair to my CV. I eventually get up and walk to her desk and look at the phone. the 0 key has become stuck.
"I Know just waht to do"
"Really oh thats good"
I take the phone away and return to my desk
She will come around eventually to find out whats going on, until then I have a Pirate to find. I make a note to change her background to the scariest clown i can find.