COPY/PAST/UNDO LUSERS A Feature in Life OS 2 please

Been a good few days, Monday the phone did not ring and was not suffering from off the hookedness or ripped from wall syndrom. Discovered Tuesday I did not have to work. Bonus. TODAY however began as such

I arrive at CCCCS and sit down. Phone rings instantly.

"IT Turn Off and On Again" *CLICK*
No such luck it rings again
"I CAN'T GET INTO MY EMAIL!?"
"Have you turned on your computer?"
"YES OFCOURSE!"
The luser is not getting it, I decide to step it up
"Have you cross checked the IPCONFIG results from the commmand prompt and the IP Associated with your machine?"
*click*
mission accomplished
I set up the laptop, load up eve. Crap another 4meg patch great now i have to wait 20seconds.
Eventually get eve up and running. Phone has been rining non stop but I know its all the LUSERS that seem to have failed to check there email for there new passwords of 38 Characters I assigned them.
Eventually one of the Lusers arrives at my desk to complain about the situation I explained to her that the new passwords are from head office but i will change her's just cause im nice. I send her new 45 character password to her email.

Accross the room LUSER 192.168.0.53 waves at me calling me over.
"What apears to be the problem?"
"I copied Pastel to my drive and now it won't work"
"You. Did. What?"
"Um copied past..."
My staring silenced her. She quickly rose from her seat and walked at excessive speeds away.
I reinstall Pastel onto her system and make sure that every folder on her drive has the phrase showmeyourboobz in it while im there. I decide also to force her pc to run an endless loop of command promt commands like dir /s in a window. Told her im running tests.

I retrun to my Command Station and continue with Eve. Occasionally glancing over at .53 to amuse my self as she tries to read the endless scrolling text that is set to always ontop