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I could feel my heart pounding as I flung myself up against the wall. I counted 4 of them as I swung around to the other side of the door. I waited, are they getting closer, I active reload and spin around the door... RING RING

I glare at the phone as I feel the RED OMEN fill up and hear my death. I carefully pick up the receiver and place it by my head phones and start firing wildly. Then just as carefully put it back on the hook.

I figured time to check the Email. Oh look Luser wants a new mouse. Well I'm sure i have one of those lying around, i believe I recalled about 30 of them the other day. Well seeming as how i have so many ill oblige. I proceed to LUSER 192.168.0.113's desk and notice all her cables are inside one of those horrible cable zips. I unplug her old mouse and hang it off the back of her desk to serve as a warning to any other mice. I then fill all 4 of her USB ports with some spare mice and leave them all there. More means better right.

Later that day I'm sitting at CCCCS it's hot. Been lugging scrapped computer parts out to the dumpster. A LUSER appears in front of me, I identify her as 192.168.0.218. She request my fan currently not active. I refuse she gets all huffy and walks away. Sigh. Really now some people just don't learn. I hop onto the file server and sift through her files. hhmmm nothing interesting here. I can fix that. I find my large zip fold called photos of cows that I collected for just such events. Nothing wrong with the pictures, its just strange when a LUSER seems to have 1000 images of cows standing around.

Ill be sure to make her private folder public before I go on lunch.