And so another friend lost to the Idiocites of Religeon

I decided to contact an old friend yesterday. He has always been religious but he was never a bible basher. Things have changed. The following is the conversation we had over sms.

BNAFH: Yo man. How you been?
DanB: Excellent! how you been?
BNAFH: Been Alright, What you been up too?
DanB: Well, been to george a week ago, still the same there. staying at the beach in Blaauberg now, liking it. Started playing tennis, tough to learn. Play hack sack after work sometimes, lots of fun hey. Making awesome jewellery still. And above all following Jesus. And yourself?
BNAFH: Still a heathern ;) living with my mom all goes well, going to move out again soon hopefully. Going to gym to lose this belly and find my neck ;)
DanB: Indeed, it is you that must come right bru, time is almost up.
BNAFH: hey hey I respect your right to believe what you want respect mine. That aside we should do something when you are available.
DanB: One more stab, but seriously that is a prophetic warning im giving you.
BNAFH: Uh huh. Okay then right. Well Um cough. Ill just ignore that.
DanB: You have been warned! and I already know that you will reject any warning, but I must tell you these things so you will be without excuse.
BNAFH: So what you just damned me? Oh man. Okay im not going into this man.
DanB: You will be without excuse because you reject, I have no done anything to you! I just care greatly for you, but that doesn't change a thing.
BNAFH: Yeah man. You know what. If you can't just accept me as I am then i really can't talk to you cause your lack of acceptance of others beliefs is now bordering on Zealous. Cheers
DanB: Then I have done well because you are convicted. What about all the times you have taken the name of Jesus in vain right in front of me, forgiving you everytime.
BNAFH: Yeah That's It Take your self righteous ideals and shove them up your zombie gods ass.

And so I say royally and with all that is with in me FUCK YOU RELIGION IN ALL YOUR FORMS you took another friend from me.

Perhaps I should stop making stupid friends